I think that the federal government is performing a peculiar experiment code named project bBizarre in area 69. They are grinding up the corpses of unicorns and headless zombie space aliens and using the mix to create sweet sticky rainbow candies with which to addict and control the earth’s children. The evil candy will be called “Skatskulls”.
And an ancient society based on an evil banking clan is secret funding the whole thing!!!
It's a cult. I mean a kult I tells ya!@#$%^&*()_+