Some people realize earlier in life that they are pathetic losers. They compare themselves to other and realize they have no personality, no athletic skills, and they are well, stupid.
There needs to be a place for this human refuse and at least there is. Send you human debris to ButtHead's School for Pathetic Whiners. At ButtHeads your child will learn to create incidence of moral outrage out of whole cloth and to equate the slightest of slights to the moral outrage of ripping fetuses out of their mother's wombs, chopping off their heads and drinking the blood (you know, something ISIS would think is cool).