I was thinking of offering to bring back tongues from the dead for a fee. Now mainly my thinking was to offer to program in dead programming languages if the prospective employer were--in addition to my exorbitant hourly rates--agree to pay all expenses involved in setting up an environment in which the dead programming language could run.
I might also agree to attempt the resurrection of spoken or written languages for even more exorbitant fees. After all, I am not a linguists, not even a cunning one and I would have to pay those dudes to do my work for me. That and I hear the fee for bringing some corpse back to life to speak or write a dead language is out of this world.
Dead Languages Researched and Prototyped for a fee!