At last the super hero that the world needed, hoped for, and even prayed for has made his debut. Super Duper Pooper Scooper Man.
He's not a hero for the best of us, but he is a hero for the rest of us. And maybe Festivus.
He is a seeker of doggie doo in the deepest depths of your neighbor's yard. Where you left it because you didn't want your damn dog crapping on your lawn!!!
For those of you who don't have dogs and don't have access to Souper Dooper Pooper Scooper Man, but still want a Festivus Miracle here's is one: Your neighbors dogs will hence forth poop only on their own lawns. Dogs the world over will no longer want to poop anywhere but on their own lawns. It's a Festivus Miracle!