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It will be discovered separately by the FBI and the news media that North Korean agents caused disturbances on the southern border of the United States not unlike the drug cartels do and those North Korean agents came across the border. At first they were planning to bring over dirty bombs and set them off in New York City and Washington DC. However, North Korean intelligence agents pointed out that this would be a colossal waste of trillions of dollars of US capital. Given the porosity of the border and the flimsiness of the American election and economic systems it would not be too difficult to take over US elections and to use politicians and even US business to funnel trillions of dollars into North Korean shell companies.
And so the North Koreans infiltrated the US subsequently, by means of cash, crypto currency, bribes, sex, intimidation, extortion, threats and actual violence took control over every election official in the United States as well as the top three corporate officers in every private company in the US. North Korean officials were amazed at how few individuals they had to either bribe with cash or corrupt through say, for instance, some pedophile island scheme, to gain control over trillions of US dollars. The North Koreans were willing to spend billions to get this done but were "pleasantly" surprised that only millions were necessary.
When this plot was revealed to the American people their reaction to the specifics of what North Koreans had done was astonishingly underwhelming. On the other hand Americans felt utter shock and amazement that nations we had considered to be allies were discovered to be doing the exact same things as the North Koreans.
No one was surprised to see adversaries attempt to subvert and/or destroy the American way of life. However, we were bitterly disappointed when we found out that our "friends" did not like or trust our politics or our economic shenanigans either.
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A certain Tangerine Tornado, aka Traitor in Chief, aka Broke & Bankrupt "Billionaire" will insist on getting in on the act. "This is proof that the commie crats stole my election," he will assert. Some pundits will point out that all the infiltration activities were targeted for the 2024 election. Unless of course the man baby with the smallest hands in Christendom is admitting that he took bribes to let the North Koreans in under his watch.
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