Given that lots of sex is essential for good health and that swallowing is good for women, it only stands to reason that a diet based largely on swallowing could be quite beneficial. Naturally you want a balanced diet so get your man to drink lots of pineapple juice!
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Swallowing is Good for You. Swallowing is Good for Your Health.
Oral Sex is Good for Women's Health
It's not Just Good, It's Good For You
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Still Sexy After all these Years
It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted
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How to Wear an Ugly Bikini. Photos.
The easiest way to get away with wearing an ugly bikini is to have smoking hot body.
There is a hard way and an easy way to get a smoking hot body so that you may wear an ugly bikini.
The hard way is to stick to a diet consisting mostly of fruits, vegetables and water and to engage in moderate daily exercise. Almost anyone who does these things will eventually lose excess weight and gain muscle tone.
The easy, but expensive way is to have some kind of surgery. You could try lap bands or stomach stapling or liposuction.
Another way to get away with wearing an ugly bikini is to have a really pretty face. If you weren’t born with one then lots of make up could be used. If there isn’t enough makeup in the world, then once again, our old pal surgery is an option
The most obvious way to get away with wearing an ugly bikini is to be well endowed. If you are D-cup or higher, no man is going to much care about how that the hideous house plant design on your bikini bottom makes you look like overgrown parking lot.
If you are blessed with bounty, go with God. If not, in breast augmentation surgery we trust.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and ugly is even more subjective.
I myself think that a really attractive woman makes just about anything look good and and that an unattractive woman can detract even from good looking clothes.
Fortunately, my standards of beauty of easily attainable. Most women look good in a warm inviting smile. Also most women look good if they appear to be enjoying themselves and having a good time. There is nothing like being comfortable in your own skin to make me comfortable with your skin too.
Still there is beauty above and beyond the call of duty. Halle Berry, Kim Kardashian and Gwyneth Paltrow come to mind.
Nonetheless, we are talking ugly here and there are some ladies who are famous for wearing bikinis that were deemed ugly and or objectionable…Whitney Port, Uma Thurman, Eva Longoria, Paris Hilton, and Mariah Carey to name a few.
Even in Granny Panties, Uma Thurman is good looking
Making Eva Longoria look bad is hard work, but somebody managed to do it
Donatella Versace kept herself in good shape, but not bikini shape
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Cuties in Bikinis!
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Photos of Miss America, Rima Fakih, the pole dancing Stripper?
By poetryman69
Miss USA won a pole dancer stripping contest before she took the crown. Has the hottie turned into a nottie?
I say she should keep her crown. Unlike the pole dancers she competed against, she did not get totally naked. Cut her some slack.
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Sexy Beauty Pageants
By poetryman69
Pierced Beauty: Fashion and Pain
Global Warming and Climate Change
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Bikini Videos. Skin Bikinis and Sheer Bikinis. See Thru Bikinis. Micro Bikinis
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Hearts and Rainbows Valentines Day Gifts
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Swedish Massage, Oil Massage, Hot Stone Massage
How to Celebrate Valentines Day
How to Celebrate Pantless and other Fetishes
How to Celebrate a Full Metal Valentines Day
How to Be Famous for Being Famous
How to Decorate for Valentine's Day 2012
How to Build a Slacker Detector
How to Form a Topless Women's Basketball Team
How to Use Body Modifications on a Canvas of Flesh
How to Celebrate A Leap Year Valentine's Day
How to Celebrate Valentine's with Peruvian Frog Juice
How to Have a Happy Sleeping Day
How to Buy a Spring Fling Bikini
How to Pick and Wear Scrunch Butt and Ruched Bikini Bottoms
How to Bullet Proof Your Sex Life
How to Find and Buy Plus Sized Lingerie and Swimwear
How to Enjoy Photos of Sexy Marisa Miller
How Syphilis Affects the California Porn Industry
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Kim Kardashian has the biggest Butt!
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The World’s Most Beautiful Woman
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Still Sexy After all these Years
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Is Sarah Palin Qualified to Squeeze the Cheese?
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10 Rules for Getting Rich and Staying that Way
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It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted
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The World’s Most Beautiful Woman
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How to Be Famous for Being Famous
Hostess with the Mostest Off the Market
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The World’s Most Beautiful Woman
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- The 11 Forgotten Laws of Attraction
- 2012 Doomsday Apocalypse Predictions
- Doomsday Leap Year and Sadie Hawkins Day
- How Is the End Of the World Working Out For You?
- If Your Outgo Exceeds Your Income, Your Upkeep Becomes Your Downfall
- How to Steal a Trillion Dollars. How to Steal an Election.
- How to Avoid Being Foolish on April Fools Day
- Obama Can't Find Employment For You, But I Can
- Death Blossoms and Moon Flowers
- How to Find a Magic, Silver Bullet Cure-All
- The Green Energy Alternative is a Bust
- Buying a House
- For Lease, For Sale, Foreclosed
- Killing Fire Ants
- No One Told You When To Run: 2012 Elections
- Government Unions and the End of Western Civilization
- Is Obama Legally Liable for Illegal Aliens?
- The 11 Forgotten Laws of Attraction
- 2012 Doomsday Apocalypse Predictions
- Doomsday Leap Year and Sadie Hawkins Day
- How Is the End Of the World Working Out For You?
- If Your Outgo Exceeds Your Income, Your Upkeep Becomes Your Downfall
- How to Steal a Trillion Dollars. How to Steal an Election.
- How to Avoid Being Foolish on April Fools Day
- Obama Can't Find Employment For You, But I Can
- Death Blossoms and Moon Flowers
- How to Find a Magic, Silver Bullet Cure-All
- The Green Energy Alternative is a Bust
- Buying a House
- For Lease, For Sale, Foreclosed
- Killing Fire Ants
- No One Told You When To Run: 2012 Elections
- Government Unions and the End of Western Civilization
- Is Obama Legally Liable for Illegal Aliens?
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How to Create DoomCember
What if the World Really Does Come to an End?
Banking on DoomCember
Stay Tuned to Radio Doomsday
Doomsday Has Been Cancelled!
Happy Merry DoomCember!
DoomCember: Strange Doom. How to Destroy a Planet without Really Trying
The Universal Church of Bob and December Doomsday: DoomCember 2012
Hold Still Whilst I Futz with Your Brain
France Says: You can Doom Here!
Cloning Doomsday: DoomCember Dreams
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Rainbow Apocalypse: Rainbow of Doom
Rainbow Apocalypse: Rainbow of Doom
DAMMIT that's not enough. We need to slip Wiener in and get Smollett to fake it.
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They found the evidence of Trump's Russia collusion under the GEODUCKS in the corner of your son's bedroom
Hiding place of Nadler's Nachos
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