I Promise to Have Sex with as Many Danish Women as Possible

Apparently, the Danish government wants Danes to go on vacation and have as much sex as possible. 

I want it known that I am more than willing to do my part.  I offer to have sex with as many Danish women as possible.  Heck, you can even make me a honorary Danish citizen for the duration of the sex.  Now the Danish government must pledge in return to take full financial and legal responsiblity for the little tykes.

Don't thank me, just send good looking Danish women!!!

Sexes with Danes

If only they could all look this good!

Make me an honary citizen of Denmark!

 

More Sex Please!  Do it for Denmark!

 

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