I noticed that almost no one seemed to have glommed on to that phrase. No other reason....
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April Twits take over where April Fools left off. Wear the fool's cap proudly you Twits. You earned it!
Rush Limbaugh must certainly be nominated for the Twit Award. Gratuitous insults meet the dictionary definition for a twit--and they are Limbaugh's stock and trade.
Keith Olbermann seems a shoe-in for any twit award but let's be honest here. Olbermann owns the category of Pompous Twit award. In fact, by getting himself fired yet again from a job for being the biggest jerk in the room, Olbermann has richly earned the Lifetime Achievement Award for being the Most Pompous Twit on 8 Planets.
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How to Avoid Being Foolish on April Fools Day
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Deadman's sweat shirt--but only if it's the end of the world
My other girlfriend is a Zombie T-shirt
What did Dr Smith say: We are all Doomed!
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How to Observe that Feb 29th Leap Day is Doomsday
How to Celebrate 2012 Doomsday Leap Year
How to Experience NerdPocalypse
How to Wear Your Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak
How to Have Quiet DoomsDay and a Silent Apocalypse
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I'm Sorry, I thought it was Doomsday
Feb 29th, Leap Day, is Doomsday
Doomsday Lemming Lovers Embrace Their Fate
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On Feb 29th Will You be my Doomsday Valentine or my Leap Valentine?
2012 Doomsday Apocalypse Predictions
How Is the End Of the World Working Out For You?
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How to Prepare for the End of the World
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How is the End Of the World Working Out for you?
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11.11.11 and the Angelic Armageddon Apocalypse
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I am beginning to think that the best reason to vote for Romney is that we won't have to look at Michelle for 4 more years. I don't know who decided that she should be the face of re-election campaign but I grow weary of seeing her. Why can't a president marry someone like Halle Berry or Beyonce. I never grow tired of looking at those two. Especially Beyonce.
President Barack Hussein Obama's Energy Policy
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The succinct view of Barack Hussein Obama’s energy policy can be seen here: Obama's long term energy plan
Obama and all democrats believe in Global Warming and Climate change. Obama and all democrats believe that Americans use too much energy and create too much pollution. Obama and all democrats believe that all Americans should be made to pay for our energy using habits. For this reason they want higher taxes and a Cap and Trade system. This is reason why whenever any budget discussions occur Obama, Pelosi and Reid all demand higher taxes. They are trying to punish Americans for our energy use.
However, it is an election year. No democrat politician can afford to be honest about what he believes in an election year. No one would vote for a democrat if they were honest. The democrats would say: We plan to make the price every form of energy that Americans uses “necessarily skyrocket”. This will make everything in America—every good, every service of any kind skyrocket. With democrats the cost of living is guaranteed to skyrocket. Jobs will be more expensive to create.
So the question is, will democrats lie to get elected? Will they deny that it is their purpose to jack up the price of all fossil fuels just as soon as the election is over? If democrats believe in their hearts that America has done wrong and should be punished, then they will tell that lie. If democrats believe that Global Warming and Climate Change are real and that America is the chief culprit they will certainly jack up prices. But how can we be certain they will they lie about it?
Yes they will lie and it can be easily proven that they will. Remember Commie Care? Some call it ObamaCare. Some call it socialized medicine. Others call it government healthcare. You know it as the same fine service that brought the entire nation of Greece to the brink of economic collapse. Remember how most Americans did not want communist medicine forced down our throats? Remember that democrats resorted to all kinds of bribery, lies and parliamentary tricks to force Marxist Medicine down our throats? Why did they do that? Because, like good little communists, all democrats were certain they knew what was best for us. So they were willing to lie to get it passed.
By the way, how is that government sponsored long term healthcare plan—the Class Act--working out?
Obama is even willing to violate the separation of Church and state and force his own personal religion on America. Obama claims his push for government sponsored health care was inspired by this Christian faith. Obama’s recollection of the Bible is complete at odds with reality. The sick in the Bible came to Jesus for healing. Not the government. Moreover when people asked if Jesus would become a government agent he called for his own version of the separation of Church and State. It is in fact blasphemous and profane to invoke the name of Jesus when you want higher taxes or government healthcare. Only a Satan Worshipper or a communist would do so. This is why all democrats and all republicans-in-name-only do it.
By the way, if universal healthcare is so universal then why are so many Americans are exempt from it? In my view, it’s too bad Attorney General Holder is busy committing treason and running guns for drug dealers in Arizona or he might notice the violation of the equal protection clause of the constitution.
From our experience with Kommie Kare, we know that if democrats feel that a certain Marxist policy is good for us, they will lie to put into place irrespective of the consequences. So yes, if a democrat says they will not cause fossil fuel prices to spike after the election, in my very own personal opinion, you know for damn sure, they are telling an absolute 100% lie.
By the way, Global Warming is a Hoax and Climate Change is a fraud. There has been no warming in 15 years. Europe has experienced one of the coldest winters on record with many subsequent deaths. Ice sheets and glaciers around the world are not shrinking—some are even growing. There has been no increase in the fraction of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere for 150 years.
Moreover, most of the heaviest polluting industries in the western world have relocated to the third world. Since our manufacturing is moving to the third world how could we possibly at fault for Global warming and Climate Change even if they were happening? We couldn’t. That’s how you know that everything connected with Global Warming and Climate Change in the West is all a redistributionist commie plot. And oh by the way, the dictum: follow the money is still in full force and effect. Check out who gets super, super rich from picking our pockets should Cap and Trade be established. Some rich commies own the carbon trading exchanges and they will become very, very rich commies.
Try applying common sense to environmental concerns. Consider over two billion people in China and India and the rest of the third world trying to move up to western standards of living. They have lower pollution standards and most of our heavy industries have moved to the third world. Does your common sense tell you that we could possibly be polluting more than they do? In China they had to shut down industries so that the athletes could breathe during the Olympics. Moreover, in China ordinary people have been involved in anti-pollution riots—maybe they know something you don’t?
Whenever you pay more for gas, electricity or any other form of energy in the United States remember it is a result of democrat policies. Obama has reduced and even shut down oil drill off our shores. Obama restricted and reduced domestic energy production while actually paying for Brazil to produce more energy. The Obama administration has restricted the building and running of more coal power plants even though our economy is fueled off coal. Obama’s green energy future is littered with bankrupt green energy companies. The soonest the green energy future Obama promises could get here is 25 years—that is the fastest that our existing energy infrastructure could be substantially replaced. It could not be done until long after Obama leaves office. What will we do for domestic energy in the mean time? We will pay necessarily skyrocketing prices of course.
Although left wing politicians almost always lie, some of their followers fail to get the message. If you peruse the social media and the comments to all the news media, you will often find garden variety left wingers admitting that the real plan is to jack up all energy prices—and they love it.
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Obama is making the price of energy "necessarily skyrocket" and I can prove it:
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Obama's long term energy plan
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Anyone who says that Obama did not promise to "necessarily skyrocket" fossil fuel prices is arguing with Obama. This is true even if Obama wants to argue with Obama. He said it. He meant it. Coming to a theater near you, Obama II, the Re-Election: President Hussein's revenge.
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It Is Better To Be Drunk Than Wasted
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It Is Better To Be Drunk Than Wasted
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Apparently there is an entire industry out there built on wishful thinking. Who knew?
Some folks believe that the number 8 is a magical and that invoking wishes on the number 8888 is about as magical as you can get. Why not eight 8s or 8 eights? Who knows?
There is a website that claims to grant real wishes. I will not give the link since I am not sure I like the vibe coming off it but if you are in a wishing mood, Google it.
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How to Prepare for the End of the World
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How is the End Of the World Working Out for you?
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11.11.11 and the Angelic Armageddon Apocalypse
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1) Black-eyed Peas
2) Fireworks
3) Eat
4) Waltz
5) Wear White
6) Drink
7) Ice Fishing
Party
9) Feast
10) Wear New Clothes
11) Watch the ball drop
How you celebrate the New Year depends on your heritage and your cultural traditions. Some try to scare away last year’s demons , others drink or eat away the old and toast the new. Some kill the Kitchen God–again.
Some do new things for a new year. Wearing new clothes for instance.
People like to gather together and toast to the new beginnings and to declare that the coming year will be great!
If there are a lot of church bells thereabouts people will ring them.
As long as you are coming together with family and friends eating a meal together will be in vogue.
Some welcome the New God and say goodbye to the old one.
Some repent of the foibles of the old year.
Some stay up to see the first sunrise of the new year.
In some places a simple piece of food like a grape is eaten ritualistically.
Some put charms or money in food because apparently it is good luck to break a tooth.
In many cultures people hide, seek, or wear coins or coin-like objects to attract wealth in the new year.
Drinking Champagne is often considered appropriate when the clock strikes 12 on New Year’s Eve.
Dancing the old year away is a common practice.
Some of the Northern European countries spend New Year’s Eve being cold. Very cold.
Drinking toasts to the New Year is almost universal. What you drink isn’t.
Some wear red underwear—-to be lucky at love in the New Year.
Some think about what they want in the New Year and then practice sympathetic magic to get it. Want to travel: pack your bags. Want to get rich: wave about one bill of large denomination.
Giving and getting money goes over well.
Finally you can stay home and avoid the drunks and also avoid those scary Northern Europeans with their icy stares.
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How to Get Your Prayers Answered
How to Have Your Wishes Granted
How to Find a Magic, Silver Bullet Cure-All
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We should all wish and pray for the same thing. Surely the Gods in their collective wisdom will grant us our wishes and prayers. However we live in a world where a madman in North Korea threatens to blow us up on a daily basis and some people think more of their dogs then they do of other people . How can we all agree on what to pray and wish and hope for?
Do you like being sick? Would you like to catch a disease and die? Would you like to be sick when you grow old live every moment in pain? The funny thing is: No one wants these things for themselves. Everyone wants themselves and their children and their parents to be strong and healthy all their lives. So there is something we all want. There is something everyone prays for. There is a wish that is everyone's heart's desire. Good health. And certainly everyone should wish for and pray for not only good health for himself but for everyone on earth. You do know if you are going to catch a deadly, communicable diseases it's going to come from someone else. If no one one has a disease, you can't catch it either.
We could all just sit around hoping, wishing and praying for good health or we could realize something. God has no other way to accomplish miracles or answer prayer except us. Most of us do not encounter powerful, planet destroying supernatural forces in our daily lives. For most of us, all of the good and the bad that comes into our lives comes from other people. What this means is that we are the answers to our own prayers and we are what we are wishing for.
As a practical matter what this means is that the good health that we were wishing and praying would become a world wide phenomenon is something we will have to do for ourselves.
As an example, ask your self if you want better health care or better health. With better health care you get to stay just healthy enough to be a vehicle to carry diseases from one place to another. With better health, all diseases are cured. If there are no diseases you have to be healthy.
Along with wishing and praying, talk to you family, friends, pastor, political representatives and make sure everyone knows that you think instead of having a military industrial complex wasting money and looking for newer and faster ways to kill people, you want your tax dollars and your philanthropy dollars to be spent on curing all diseases, illnesses, and ailments.
Be the cure by accepting nothing less than the cure. We do not need more managed death. Let the germs die. We want to live!
Let us wish and pray to cure all illnesses, sicknesses, injuries and ailments. Let us praise and support all efforts that lead to cures and turn our backs on all who would waste money on other spreading various forms of death.
It is given to this generation to be the healers of the world.
In many major religions healing is considered a sacred miracle from God. Be the miracle.
Don't treat it, cure it!
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The 11 Forgotten Laws of Attraction
There are those who believe that there are two hours every day appointed for the making of magicks. Those two times are 11:11 AM and 11:11 PM. For those who believe, a wish made at such a propitious time is bound to come true…
What then are we to make of the notion of wishing a good wish at 11:11 on 11/11/11. Surely, if wishing makes it so, there could be no better time to wish for love, harmony and world peace. Wish for the all human, plant and animal diseases to be cured here and everywhere, now and forever. Wish that every religion that ever was and ever will be will be a religion of peace and non violence and all the followers of any and all religions will forsake all violence here and everywhere, now and forever. Wish that all the hungry will be fed and that there will be no more war. Wish that all these wishes would be fulfilled pleasurably and non-regrettably. What does “pleasurably and non-regrettably” mean? It means that if you knew all of the consequences of your wish, you would not regret any of them and they would still give you pleasure and happiness. It means that the worst day of your wish world is better than the best day of your world before the wish was fulfilled. No human being will suffer due to the fulfillment of your wish and all will be happy. If there are any regrets, then the wish was not fulfilled.
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How to Use Angel Numbers to Heal Yourself and Others
The Idiot's Guide to Practical ImmortalitySecret Seekers Seek Secret Lovers?
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How to Prepare for the End of the World
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Meaning, Explanation, Interpretation, and Significance of 11:11, 11/11/11, Angels and Wishes
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