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03/14/2018
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03/12/2018
After Donald Trump Saves Us All From Headless Space Alien Zombies Riding Unicorns...Then What?
After Donald Trump Saves Us All From Headless Space Alien Zombies Riding Unicorns...Then What?
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After Donald Trump Saves Us All From Headless Space Alien Zombies Riding Unicorns...Then What?
10/21/2017
Eat Zombies Before They Eat You
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Zombies for Trump: Yeah, I Get The Joke!
That Zombie is Naked for a Reason: Don't Hunt Naked Zombies
Breaking the Rules: Zombie on Zombie Violence
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Zoorina Zombie Chow may be the only thing you need for the Zombie Apocalypse. Cannibal Tested, Zombie Approved. Zoorina Zombie Chow tastes like people!
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I Eat Brainz For Dinner
I Eat Brainz For Lunch
Are Zombies Edible?
The Zombie Eaters: Feasting on Zombie Flesh. Rise of the Zampires.
Headless Space Aliens For Sale
08/19/2017
Post Zombie Apocalypse
After the Zombies the Zampires will rise. But if there are no more zombies then what is a hungry Zampire? Why make some more zombies--of course.
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Zombies are edible but there are consequences
Zampires Eat Zombies
The Zombie Eaters: Feasting on Zombie Flesh. Rise of the Zampires.
Eclipse Of The Zampires
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07/11/2017
Donald Trump's 2nd Best Option: Hookers and Blow for Kim Jong Un
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Well, I floated the idea of trading nuclear weapons for a Nobel Peace Prize. I put that up a flag pole and nobody saluted!
Time for plan B.
Have a infamous, former NBA star go to North Korea on a mission to exchange hookers and cocaine for all their nuclear weapons, missiles and fissile materials.
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Moon Snails
Attack of the flesh eating snails...
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07/07/2017
Trump's Best Options: A Nobel Peace Prize for North Korean Dictator
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No--seriously.
All you have to do is convince Little Fatty to give up all his nukes. Tell him you will give him a Nobel Peace Prize if he does it.
Tell him he will be more famous than Trump and Obama if he does it. Children will sing his praises. He will go down in history. American liberals will worship like a God. Especially the women! He will not be able to resist that.
But suppose he could? Then let's sweeten the pot.
Tell him that if he gives all his weapons to Trump we can virtually guarantee that he and he alone will cure cancer, AIDs and the common cold.
How can we guarantee this? In return of ALL of his weapons, the world will gift him state of the art medical research facilities. Unlike every western country he can devote all his nations research to curing cancer, AIDs and the common cold. Unlike western nations he can turn ALL of his people and resources over to medical research. Unlike the west he spend the next 10 years taking ever substance on earth alone and in every possible combination against every disease known to man. With such an effort surely it is a mathematical virtual certainty that his nation will come up with the cure from one or more of the top 100 killers of human kind. And he will be able to claim all the credit and he can claim that he and he alone cured all of ills of mankind.
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Sunday, July 2, 2017
Moon Snails
Attack of the flesh eating snails...
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07/04/2017
06/24/2017
10/13/2015
10/02/2015
That Zombie is Naked for a Reason: Don't Hunt Naked Zombies
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It probably goes without saying that you should never hunt zombies naked.
Also, always wear clean underwear when hunting zombies. If there is a mishap, that zombie may see more than your brains.
Less well known is that you should never hunt naked zombies. That zombie is naked for a reason. A reason you don't really want to know.
There is one counter example to the maxims that you should never hunt zombies naked and that you should never hunt naked zombies. If you ever see a horde of naked zombie clones that look like super models riding unicorns, you need to run into the horde and let those cloned, zombie females have their way with you. This horde is not the indicator that the End Times, Armageddon, Doomsday , the End of the World or even the Zombie Apocalypse have happened. Rather they are the proof that Little Fatty, the Beloved Leader of North Korea has not only perfected cloning and zombification but he has actually gotten an IQ transplant and figured out that what the world needs is many, many, many more naked hot chicks. Nobody needs clones of a North Korea dictator like he was originally thinking. Hell, we don't even need one of those let only thousands. But you can never, ever have too many naked beautiful women who just want to have sex all day.
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