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01/30/2018
01/13/2018
How To Prove You Don't Live In A Third World Shithole
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Step 1: Never leave your country. If you have everything you could ever want in your very own country then clearly you do not live in a third world shithole country
But what about people on vacations I hear your saying? You are right. We need another part of the necessary conditions
Step 2: Never leave your country to get work. If you leave your country in order to find work then you have the necessary conditions to live in a third
world shithole.
But, I hear you say, what if only a few people leave to find work.
That's why leaving the country to find work is only a necessary condition. In order to have both necessary AND sufficient conditions we need a qualifier. And here it is:
Step 3: If 5% or more of your population leaves the country to find work then the likelihood that you live in a third world shithole is very high.
Okay, almost anyone I consider honest is on board. But there are a few diehards we need to bring over
Step 4: Either your country is at war or it is common in your country to have to give government officials bribes in order to get them to do their job.
Government corruption, famine, widespread fatal diseases, government control by drug dealers, government control by terrorists or war are the icing on the shithole cake.
Now you live in a third world shithole. No doubt. By the way, neither race nor religion enters into this.
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01/06/2018
Donald Trump & The Shit Eating Grin
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Sorry libtards, I agree with most of Donald Trump's policies.
My problem is with the presentation.
In my world, the only people who are not demonstrably smart who call themselves geniuses are idiots.
Since I am not a bribed, lying, communist traitor whore (whoops I mean democrat), I agree with most of Donald Trump's policies but I cringe whenever he talks or tweets because he expresses himself like a two year child.
I remember one child saying to another child: You're ugly and stupid and I won't be your friend!
That's what Donald Trump sounds like when he criticizing someone else or complimenting himself. It's as though he is emotionally stunted and never matured past two years old. It's like he was caught eating his own shit and instead of being embarrassed like a normal adult, he thinks everyone should be proud of his shit eating grin.
Build that wall Donald. With my blessing. But shut the hell up while you are doing it. Let Pence or Conway or even that id annoying Coulter do the talking. You always sound stupid when you talk.
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12/28/2017
Selling Poop on the Internet!
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Just sold "poop" on the internet: #poopforsale
#poopforsale
https://www.zazzle.com/super_duper_pooper_scooper_man_t_shirt-235197417135550160 …#Zazzle #lmao
Just sold "poop" on the internet
Super Duper Pooper Scooper Man T-Shirt#pooperscooper
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12/07/2017
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10/21/2017
Eat Zombies Before They Eat You
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Zombies for Trump: Yeah, I Get The Joke!
That Zombie is Naked for a Reason: Don't Hunt Naked Zombies
Breaking the Rules: Zombie on Zombie Violence
Anti-Zombie Apocalypse Walking Dead Survival Vehicle
Tastes Like Real Humans
Zoorina Zombie Chow may be the only thing you need for the Zombie Apocalypse. Cannibal Tested, Zombie Approved. Zoorina Zombie Chow tastes like people!
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I Eat Brainz For Dinner
I Eat Brainz For Lunch
Are Zombies Edible?
The Zombie Eaters: Feasting on Zombie Flesh. Rise of the Zampires.
Headless Space Aliens For Sale
09/08/2017
California Justice: Have You Been Robbed Yet?
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If someone gets robbed, raped or murdered in California, don't blame the recidivist criminals, blame the democrats who let all the criminals lose on purpose.
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California democrats appear to run the bear flag state via the following methodology on theft:
They ask: Are all my constituents robbed yet?
If no, they release some domestic robbers.
They ask again: Are all my constituents robbed yet?
If no, they let in some thieves from foreign countries.
They ask again: Are all my constituents robbed yet?
If no they hide the foreign criminals in sanctuary cities.
They ask one more time: Are all my constituents robbed yet?
If no, they go back to square one and release more domestic thieves from prison.
California democrats seem to run the bear flag state via the following methodology concerning rape:
They ask: Are all my constituents raped yet?
If no, they release some domestic rapists.
They ask again: Are all my constituents raped yet?
If no, they let in some rapists from foreign countries.
They ask again: Are all my constituents raped yet?
If no they hide the foreign rapists in sanctuary cities.
They ask one more time: Are all my constituents raped yet?
If no, they go back to square one and release more domestic rapists from prison.
California democrats appear to run the bear flag state via the following methodology concerning murder:
They ask: Are all my constituents dead yet?
If not, they release some domestic killers.
They ask again: Are all my constituents dead yet?
If not, they let in some killers from foreign countries.
They ask again: Are all my constituents dead yet?
If not they hide the foreign killers in sanctuary cities.
They ask one more time: Are all my constituents dead yet?
If not, they go back to square one and release more domestic killers from prison.
You must research California jurisprudence to see if in effect: What I say is true.You will find to your shock and horror that it is and madness will surely ensue. The democrats don't even mind when foreign criminals murder police officers.
If you are a California resident you may run screaming for the border. If you are from another state you will quickly realize that you could send all your homeless, all your domestic and criminals and even all your foreign criminals to California and it may be that no one would criticize you. In fact, it may be that California democrats would wait at the border with maps to the homes of the people they want robbed, raped and murdered first--probably republicans.
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California Justice: Have You Been Raped Yet?
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California democrats should be held criminally and civily liable for all crimes committed by foreign criminals, domestic criminals and the homeless. In my personal and political opinion. Democrats unleashed and enabled all criminal activity in the state.
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California democrats appear to run the bear flag state via the following methodology on theft:
They ask: Are all my constituents robbed yet?
If no, they release some domestic robbers.
They ask again: Are all my constituents robbed yet?
If no, they let in some thieves from foreign countries.
They ask again: Are all my constituents robbed yet?
If no they hide the foreign criminals in sanctuary cities.
They ask one more time: Are all my constituents robbed yet?
If no, they go back to square one and release more domestic thieves from prison.
California democrats seem to run the bear flag state via the following methodology concerning rape:
They ask: Are all my constituents raped yet?
If no, they release some domestic rapists.
They ask again: Are all my constituents raped yet?
If no, they let in some rapists from foreign countries.
They ask again: Are all my constituents raped yet?
If no they hide the foreign rapists in sanctuary cities.
They ask one more time: Are all my constituents raped yet?
If no, they go back to square one and release more domestic rapists from prison.
California democrats appear to run the bear flag state via the following methodology concerning murder:
They ask: Are all my constituents dead yet?
If not, they release some domestic killers.
They ask again: Are all my constituents dead yet?
If not, they let in some killers from foreign countries.
They ask again: Are all my constituents dead yet?
If not they hide the foreign killers in sanctuary cities.
They ask one more time: Are all my constituents dead yet?
If not, they go back to square one and release more domestic killers from prison.
You must research California jurisprudence to see if in effect: What I say is true.You will find to your shock and horror that it is and madness will surely ensue. The democrats don't even mind when foreign criminals murder police officers.
If you are a California resident you may run screaming for the border. If you are from another state you will quickly realize that you could send all your homeless, all your domestic criminals and even all your foreign criminals to California and it may be that no one would criticize you. In fact, it may be that California democrats would wait at the border with maps to the homes of the people they want robbed, raped and murdered first--probably republicans.
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08/19/2017
Headless Zombie Apocalypse Eclipse
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Post Zombie Apocalypse
After the Zombies the Zampires will rise. But if there are no more zombies then what is a hungry Zampire? Why make some more zombies--of course.
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Zombies are edible but there are consequences
Zampires Eat Zombies
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