Trolling, Trolling, Trolling
Keep those Zombies rolling, can't hide!
And so it turned out in this alternate, dystopian universe that the plague that made half of mankind want to eat the brains of the the other half--You know the Zombie Apocalypse--either killed or infected most plant and animal life.
Folks, especially landlocked folks in the middle west were starving. And the zombie hordes kept coming. They got down to their last can of beans and began eyeing each other like a hungry man eyes a ham sandwich when some genius says: It's too bad we can't eat the zombies.
And thus the movement was born. The few, uninfected, living souls that were left had plenty of facilities, equipment, power, batteries, whatever they wanted or needed.
They herded the zombies into huge holding pens by using captured ISIS terrorists as bait. They never let the zombies eat the terrorists because you never want to waste a good terrorist. He is so useful as bait.
Next they exposed all of the zombies to most powerful bursts of gamma radiation, and X-rays and beta rays they could find. After that the zombies stopped moving.
Then they flash froze the zombies to a crackly crunch.
Then pointed microwave laser at the frozen zombies and thawed them out.
Dinner was served and mankind was saved. The technology spread via airwaves to every landlocked country in the world. It did not spread do those like the Australians who could live off sea creatures. All ocean shore people rejoiced however when the land locked folks offered to take their zombies off their hands for free....
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That Zombie is Naked for a Reason: Don't Hunt Naked Zombies
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It probably goes without saying that you should never hunt zombies naked.
Also, always wear clean underwear when hunting zombies. If there is a mishap, that zombie may see more than your brains.
Less well known is that you should never hunt naked zombies. That zombie is naked for a reason. A reason you don't really want to know.
There is one counter example to the maxims that you should never hunt zombies naked and that you should never hunt naked zombies. If you ever see a horde of naked zombie clones that look like super models riding unicorns, you need to run into the horde and let those cloned, zombie females have their way with you. This horde is not the indicator that the End Times, Armageddon, Doomsday , the End of the World or even the Zombie Apocalypse have happened. Rather they are the proof that Little Fatty, the Beloved Leader of North Korea has not only perfected cloning and zombification but he has actually gotten an IQ transplant and figured out that what the world needs is many, many, many more naked hot chicks. Nobody needs clones of a North Korea dictator like he was originally thinking. Hell, we don't even need one of those let only thousands. But you can never, ever have too many naked beautiful women who just want to have sex all day.
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