And then there are cyberstalkers.
So apparently there are people willing to have sex with you, secretly take pictures and blackmail you if you don't want your boss and wife to get the naked photos of your getting busy.
Combine that with sexually transmitted diseases and crazy people who would cut you up and you might be thinking your next girlfriend needs to be a robot.
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CyberSexual: You Will Have Sex with a Robot. Are you Cyber Sexual?
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War of the SexBots: Cybernetic Sexual Surrogates
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That Zombie is Naked for a Reason: Don't Hunt Naked Zombies
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It probably goes without saying that you should never hunt zombies naked.
Also, always wear clean underwear when hunting zombies. If there is a mishap, that zombie may see more than your brains.
Less well known is that you should never hunt naked zombies. That zombie is naked for a reason. A reason you don't really want to know.
There is one counter example to the maxims that you should never hunt zombies naked and that you should never hunt naked zombies. If you ever see a horde of naked zombie clones that look like super models riding unicorns, you need to run into the horde and let those cloned, zombie females have their way with you. This horde is not the indicator that the End Times, Armageddon, Doomsday , the End of the World or even the Zombie Apocalypse have happened. Rather they are the proof that Little Fatty, the Beloved Leader of North Korea has not only perfected cloning and zombification but he has actually gotten an IQ transplant and figured out that what the world needs is many, many, many more naked hot chicks. Nobody needs clones of a North Korea dictator like he was originally thinking. Hell, we don't even need one of those let only thousands. But you can never, ever have too many naked beautiful women who just want to have sex all day.
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