10/02/2015

That Zombie is Naked for a Reason: Don't Hunt Naked Zombies

It probably goes without saying that you should never hunt zombies naked.

Also, always wear clean underwear when hunting zombies. If there is a mishap, that zombie may see more than your brains.

Less well known is that you should never hunt naked zombies. That zombie is naked for a reason. A reason you don't really want to know.

There is one counter example to the maxims that you should never hunt zombies naked and that you should never hunt naked zombies. If you ever see a horde of naked zombie clones that look like super models riding unicorns, you need to run into the horde and let those cloned, zombie females have their way with you. This horde is not the indicator that the End Times, Armageddon, Doomsday , the End of the World or even the Zombie Apocalypse have happened. Rather they are the proof that Little Fatty, the Beloved Leader of North Korea has not only perfected cloning and zombification but he has actually gotten an IQ transplant and figured out that what the world needs is many, many, many more naked hot chicks. Nobody needs clones of a North Korea dictator like he was originally thinking. Hell, we don't even need one of those let only thousands. But you can never, ever have too many naked beautiful women who just want to have sex all day.

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