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Intro: Gather together some of your least useful politicians, lawyers, sports stars and entertainers. It is time to gather the twits together and celebrate.
Step 1: It has been said that everyone rises to the level of their incompetence. I think a guy wrote a book about that...In any case, surely societies are similarly limited by the number of twits they allow to run things and influence the culture. Have we reached the Twit Apocalypse, the TwitPocalypse? We have politicians and newsmen running about quoting the communist manifesto as though it were the Bible and then lying and saying they are actually quoting the "Buffet rule" or some such nonsense when the twits get caught. Any politician whose chief concern is raising taxes is a communist twit following the communist manifesto which calls for a steep and progressive income tax.
Step 2: And then there is the million dollar idiot who complains of people wasting his "valuable" time. Is he a cancer curing brain surgeon that teaches Sunday school and does heart transplants in his spare time? No he is a pampered spitballer who is paid handsomely to play a child's game. Shut up you twit!
Step 3: Almost any carping political pundit is a twit. Certainly Ann Coulter, Keith Olbermann and Rush Limbaugh come to mind. Of this group, Keith Olbermann is the biggest current twit. He is the only one who has managed to get himself fired multiple times for the high crime of being the biggest and most arrogant twit in the room--in my very own, personal opinion. There are others who say that he gets fired so often because he is not good at his job, or because he does not show up for work on time or because he refuses to honor contracts. Certainly Keith Olbermann is the most arrogant twit this planet has seen in a hundred years. Olbermann used to do a segment on one of those networks he has long since parted ways with. He called the segment something like "Worst Person in the World." I recall that at a time when a military junta was torturing monks and nuns, Olbermann announced that the worst person in the world was some numskull whose opinions Olbermann did not care for. Somehow "twit" does quite seem to cover that Olbermann's actions on that one. Even arrogant twit is not nearly enough. Perhaps stupid, arrogant twit would just about cover it.
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In the current day it is tempting to name that Twitter Twit Donald Trump the International Twit Award.
Or perhaps Nancy Pelosi, Jerrold Nadler & Adam Schiff. This gang of three is actively killing Americans by distracting the administration with bogus investigations and and even more bogus impeachment so that the Trump administration could not concentrate fully on the corona virus. Well democrats love getting or keeping power over the corpses of dead Americans. It's what the Jackass party does
But I have decided instead to to give the award for the biggest Twit on the Planet award ( in my personal, political and purely humorous opinion) to Gwyneth Paltrow for Goop.
Okay, okay so the patrons of Goop are actually MUCH bigger twits that Paltrow but the is the head Bozo of that circus so she gets the booby prize.
If you want to see why Paltrow gets the prize just Google something like: most ridiculous Goop products. Or just look up that candle that is supposed to smell like a vagina.
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