And then there are cyberstalkers.
So apparently there are people willing to have sex with you, secretly take pictures and blackmail you if you don't want your boss and wife to get the naked photos of your getting busy.
Combine that with sexually transmitted diseases and crazy people who would cut you up and you might be thinking your next girlfriend needs to be a robot.
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CyberSexual: You Will Have Sex with a Robot. Are you Cyber Sexual?
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War of the SexBots: Cybernetic Sexual Surrogates
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Bizarre Bizarre Headless Zombie Space Alien
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Terrible-Tease-Shirts
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Terrible-Tease-Shirts Collection
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Terrible-Tease-Shirts Collection
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Sweet Sticky Rainbow Shopping Guide
Will Cuddle For Hot Pockets!
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Imagine if men and women offered a media of exchange wherein each received something they actually like.
Better than exchanging fruitcakes or bad dates.
Will Snuggle for Sex!
Will exchange passionate kisses and romance for bacon, violent movies and video games!!!
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Meanwhile at the prison where ALL the men identify as women:
Donald Trump was exchanged for a garden hose, a pack of Lucky Strikes, and sex toy to be named later.
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I Will Clothe Your Naked Zombies: For a Price
Woman Lectures Naked Zombies!
Woman Remonstrates Naked Zombies!
Don't Hunt Zombies Naked