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Help Celebrate Barack Hussein Obama's Legacy of Sexual Liberation

 

Help celebrate Obama’s legacy of worldwide sexual liberation.  Let’s send him on a one way trip to the Japanese Penis festival!   There Barack Hussein Obama can change his name to Richard and be the Head Dick forever.

Japan’s Annual Penis Festival Is As Phallic As You’d Expect

 

Festival of the Steel Phallus

 

Annual PENIS FESTIVAL held to celebrate male genitals includes huge steel phallus being carried to ancient Japanese shrine

 

Given all that Obama has done to make public policy on private acts which cannot legally be performed in public he deserves much, much more than to be Grand Dick in the Japanese Penis festival.   All of the penis floats and characters surrounding the Penis festival should be emblazoned with Barack Hussein Obama’s smiling visage.

This trip should be funded by crowd sourcing so that people all over the world could show Obama appreciation for his being such a dick.

But wait there’s more.  Before Obama becomes Grand Marshall of the Penis Party he should get a big sendoff while he is still in the white house.  Wouldn’t it be nice if everyone in the world considered sending Barack Hussein Obama huge, rainbow colored dildoes and rubber penises?  Let him know exactly what you think of him. 

No other world leader in human history has ever been more obsessed with what is going on in another man’s pants than Barack Hussein Obama.

Barack Hussein Obama has built more monuments to perversion than any other ruler in human history.  The world should consider thanking Obama by building a huge statue in his honor.  The statue could depict Obama presenting his patented two handed vertical smile whilst farting rainbows out his butt.

Barry Soetoro and the Penis Prophecy!

Barry Soetoro’s legacy can only be properly celebrated by having his face plastered all over a large pink, plastic penises in Japan.  If he were a super hero he would be phallic man!

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Much, much more needs to be said bout BO’s legacy.  Consider that under his stewardship the most powerful government this world has ever known has conferred rights and recognition based on acts and preferences which were merely claimed and which cannot legally be publicly observed.  The Pervert in Chief or rather the Prince of Perverts has given  real government seal of approval to essentially vaporware.  If you had not seen it with your own eyes you would scarcely lend credence to it.  What are powerful government officials doing even talking about legal, personal, private acts and preferences which are merely claimed and which under no circumstances can be legally observed?   In some ways it’s one of the biggest bullshit swindles in human history.

No one has ever yet given a rational reason why strangers should be forced to know what other people claim to do in the privacy of their own bedroom.  This is another bogus thing that Obama and the democrats have pulled off.  They have basically bullied an entire society into acting as though the essentially rude behavior of forcing knowledge about your private sexuality on strangers is a thing to be celebrated.  Democrats very much deserve a Bravo Bullshit award for this one.

Under Obama democrats have all but realized the communist dream of destroying capitalism and Christianity.  They showed  much more forethought and perseverance than any capitalist or Christian ever could.  Democrats went into the nation’s schools and deliberately made the students stupid, amoral capitalist and Christianity hating retards.  American students became the kind of butt fucking gerbils that would vote for Obama or Weekend at Bernie’s.  Worse yet, this last generation of weak mind imbeciles that came out of the nations educational institutions have no bullshit or evil detectors.  So when confronted with the notion of the government forcing little girls into the nation’s bathrooms alone with adult pedophiles pretending to identify as women, we no longer have a populace either smart enough or moral enough to see the obvious harm.  Moreover, when rich and greedy businessmen team up with bribed traitors on he left to flood the country with foreign criminals (aka undocumented democrats) who depress wages and benefits and take all the jobs that would go to unemployed black teenagers, there remain none who can see and complain about this bribed treason.  And lastly consider that although it is clear that the fake Syrian rape “refugees” are largely male and unless they left their mothers, wives and sisters to be raped by ISIS, they may be economic refugees but they are not running from a war.  None of these fighting aged men can be vetted or screened to see which of them is a terrorist.  Only an idiot or a bribed traitor would take even one of these fake refugees into the US.  Especially when these fake refugees have religion, language and culture in common with the wealthy oil nations of the middle east.  There should be marches in the streets—especially from feminists—to keep these fakers out.  But the latest generation of young people are both too stupid to comprehend the obvious danger and too busy crying about paper cuts and “micro-aggressions”.    It would certainly be appropriate for Barry Soetoro to get a billion dildoes as thanks for fucking America squarely in the ass just as his personal friends ISIS and the communist party order him too.

Consider that we have a generation of people so stupid as to celebrate the sexual confused.  In fact they celebrate some individuals who are so twisted that they mutilate themselves in order to pretend to be something they are not. 

By the way, no matter how hard I try to identify as the sun or molten lava it ain’t happening.  And if you try to go amongst wild grizzlies or wild  lions because you “identify” as one of them, your corpse will be unrecognizable.  The only thing more idiotic than “micro-aggressions” is identifying as someone or something that you are not.

It is not that difficult to discover institutional and parental child abuse touted by democrats.  They believe it to be virtuous to be confused about what’s in your pants and to actually think you might be a girl even if you have boy parts.  In other words democrats like Obama have tried hard to produce a generation so stupid that they cannot look in their underwear and by that alone decide what sex they are.

Our educational institutions have morphed from being merely communist re-education camps to becoming full on idiot factories.  And so we have a generation of morons who don’t know that our heavy, polluting industries have been moved to China and that even if there were anthropogenic global climate change only China could stop it.

So BO’s fascination with everyone's sex lives should be noted and celebrated and his communist victory deserves commentary as well

The preceding was just a joke about a fictional story about a purely political opinion.   Not one rubber penis was harmed during the writing of this piece and while no one wore a condom the author considered wearing gloves and a surgical mask.

 

 

 

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Have you noticed how many famous perverts and moral degenerates are proclaiming they won't go to North Carolina because male perverts are not allowed to pretend to identify as women, enter a bathroom with little girls and rape them?

Does this mean North Carolina is pervert free?

If Trump becomes president all the perverts in America have threatened to leave.  We could have a pervert free country.

 

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A Vote For Democrats Is A Vote For Rape

If you vote for democrats then "transgendered" pedophiles who "identify as women" will be forced into public restrooms with little girls by local law enforcement under court order.   And when this fiasco is done every little girl in America will probably raped and have a sexual disease courtesy of democrats.

For democrats, home grown perverts are not enough.  They are insisting on importing so many misogynistic pedophiles who practice the world's most intolerant religion that the United States will  inevitably be under Sharia law.   The fake "refugees" from Syrian who have begun raping their way across Europe will soon start raping the United States--if you vote democrat.   And on top of this, if the San Bernardino terrorists are any indication, lax government vetting and screening will ensure more  terrorist attacks.

And finally there is the democrat concept of "sanctuary cities".  Sanctuary cities are  where democrats temporarily hide rapists who came to the United States illegally.  Even when these foreign criminals commit rape and murder on US soil,  still democrats defend a system for protecting fugitives from US justice.

 

 When is the last time you saw feminists march against the rape of women by the Syrian refugees in Europe?  Why would feminists who supposedly exist to protect women not be marching in the streets in Europe and the US to prevent these crimes against women?  Why would feminists be in favor of forcing little girls to go to the bathroom with pedophiles who "identify as women"?  Don't they know what will happen to the little girls?  Why aren't feminists against harboring rapists and murderers in sanctuary cities?   The inaction of feminists proves the bankruptcy of liberal, progressive, democrat and socialist ideology.  They are ready, willing and able to sacrifice little girls for political ends.  They have been infected by Marxist contagion and they now value communism more than they value the health and safety of women and girls.

 

So it seems that feminists are allowing little girls to raped for purely political reasons.  But why are the masters who hold feminists en thralled--why are democrats doing this?  If they said they were willing to sacrifice the innocence of your little daughter  to hasten the destruction of capitalism would that make it alright with you?  If they said they were willing to let your little daughter be raped to usher in a new communist era would you vote for that?   Suppose they said they were deliberately causing the spread of deadly sexually transmitted diseases in order to kill off excess humans and save the planet.  Is that worth your daughters life?  Suppose liberals, progressives and leftists said your little girl's virginity was the price they were willing to pay to fight bigotry and racism.  Is that okay with you?

 

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