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Sometimes the older generation is filled with hidden wisdom and profound observations such as
1) That Zombie is Naked for a Reason
2) Don't Fry This At Home
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When Will North Korea Attack with Naked Female Clones Astride Unicorns?
Aren't you bored with the usual nuclear threats from North Korea? When is Little Fatty going to do something interesting like threatening to attack us with those unicorn they supposedly found.
And what would be even cooler would be if the dictator directed his scientists to clone the world's most beautiful women, aged the clones to be 18 years old and then attacked the west with an army of naked female clones riding unicorns!!!!
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If North Korea ever decides to attack the west with hordes of naked, cloned women, there is something scarier they can do. Attack us with hordes of naked, cloned undead women. Attack of the naked zombie clones! The male soldiers will still be aroused by the thousands of naked women approaching them. The men won't realize that the naked women only want them for their minds--until it's too late.
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If I were to create my own country I would set up a nation for crazy people.
Space Aliens Welcome.
Walking Dead Zombies welcome.
1) We would build a space port for space aliens to land called area 69.
Headless zombie rainbow space aliens are especially welcome.
2) Ghosts specters are welcome. We have hosts who are willing to let you take over their corporal forms for 3o minutes for a fee.
How does a ghost pay? Hey, I am not crazy enough to know.
3) Furries welcome. Cause yah crazy.
4) In my nation which is sometimes called Lizturdia and sometimes called Lizturdistan
It is legal for a man to marry a rutabaga or in the case of you ISIS folks a goat.
5) In Lizturdia you can be married to a man, a woman and feral hog simultaneously!
6) In Lizturdistand you can marry a space alien zombie. Headless or not. Rainbow colored or not.
7) Time Travelers Welcome. Like the time honored tome says: "Do you dream of a city at the end of time?"
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Poetryman69
That Zombie is Naked for a Reason: Don't Hunt Naked Zombies
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It probably goes without saying that you should never hunt zombies naked.
Also, always wear clean underwear when hunting zombies. If there is a mishap, that zombie may see more than your brains.
Less well known is that you should never hunt naked zombies. That zombie is naked for a reason. A reason you don't really want to know.
There is one counter example to the maxims that you should never hunt zombies naked and that you should never hunt naked zombies. If you ever see a horde of naked zombie clones that look like super models riding unicorns, you need to run into the horde and let those cloned, zombie females have their way with you. This horde is not the indicator that the End Times, Armageddon, Doomsday , the End of the World or even the Zombie Apocalypse have happened. Rather they are the proof that Little Fatty, the Beloved Leader of North Korea has not only perfected cloning and zombification but he has actually gotten an IQ transplant and figured out that what the world needs is many, many, many more naked hot chicks. Nobody needs clones of a North Korea dictator like he was originally thinking. Hell, we don't even need one of those let only thousands. But you can never, ever have too many naked beautiful women who just want to have sex all day.
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