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You know those headless zombie rainbow space aliens the government is hiding in area 69.
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04/17/2015
Does the Govt Hide Headless Rainbow Zombie Space Aliens at Area 69?
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The only reason they won't eat your brain is because they can't.
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03/31/2015
02/27/2015
bBizarre Skatskulls
I think that the federal government is performing a peculiar experiment code named project bBizarre in area 69. They are grinding up the corpses of unicorns and headless zombie space aliens and using the mix to create sweet sticky rainbow candies with which to addict and control the earth’s children. The evil candy will be called “Skatskulls”.
And an ancient society based on an evil banking clan is secret funding the whole thing!!!
It's a cult. I mean a kult I tells ya!@#$%^&*()_+
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02/25/2015
02/14/2015
01/27/2015
Are Zombies Edible?
Checking the interwebs I see others were troubled by that question as well. And I found that others
chanced upon another question I had. Would eating a zombie constitute cannibablism?
Well in my own mind, yes zombies are ediable. With consequences.
Yes it's canniablism but they were going to eat you and if there's nothing else to eat.....
The problem with eating a zombie is the viruses. As far as I know, viruses are hard to kill.
So if you are going to eat zombies I would suggest shooting them and you up with anti-virals. Then
expose the zombies to powerful bursts of gamma rays, x-rays and beta rays. Next freeze the
zombies and then use a powerful microwave laser to thaw the zombies. Then it's dinner time.
By the way, if the anti-virals cures the zombies then it would not be kosher to eat them so look for
out that.
Have Zombies, Will Travel. Edible Zombies.
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After Donald Trump Saves Us All From Headless Space Alien Zombies Riding Unicorns...Then What?
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Have Zombies, Will Travel. Edible Walking Dead Zombies.
Trolling, Trolling, Trolling
Keep those Zombies rolling, can't hide!
And so it turned out in this alternate, dystopian universe that the plague that made half of mankind want to eat the brains of the the other half--You know the Zombie Apocalypse--either killed or infected most plant and animal life.
Folks, especially landlocked folks in the middle west were starving. And the zombie hordes kept coming. They got down to their last can of beans and began eyeing each other like a hungry man eyes a ham sandwich when some genius says: It's too bad we can't eat the zombies.
And thus the movement was born. The few, uninfected, living souls that were left had plenty of facilities, equipment, power, batteries, whatever they wanted or needed.
They herded the zombies into huge holding pens by using captured ISIS terrorists as bait. They never let the zombies eat the terrorists because you never want to waste a good terrorist. He is so useful as bait.
Next they exposed all of the zombies to most powerful bursts of gamma radiation, and X-rays and beta rays they could find. After that the zombies stopped moving.
Then they flash froze the zombies to a crackly crunch.
Then pointed microwave laser at the frozen zombies and thawed them out.
Dinner was served and mankind was saved. The technology spread via airwaves to every landlocked country in the world. It did not spread do those like the Australians who could live off sea creatures. All ocean shore people rejoiced however when the land locked folks offered to take their zombies off their hands for free....
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01/26/2015
There's Never A Zombie Around When You Need One
I did hear that there was a dude who had the undead on speed dial. A sort of have zombie, will travel situation. Some dude with a back of mobile zombies. His motto was something like "Will eat brainz for food." He would not eat the brains but his pet zombies would. He wanted food to get his zombies to perform. But he would take gold if you didn't have any people food.
Some folks ask: What can you do with zombies? Well, what can't you do? Rig up a good trebuchet and you can go zombie skeet shooting. If you need to get rid of someone inconvenient a zombie will do the job. If the tax collector or any kind of human run entity is busting your chops, send in the zombies as your legal representatives. Negotiations are sure to go your way.
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01/25/2015
Zoorina Zombie Chow: Taste Like Real Humans!
Some day we may reach the Holy Grail of vegetarian zombies. Until then, there is: Zoorina Zombie Chow!
Zombie chow is organic and its the next best thing to homemade human flesh.
You might wonder what is in Zooriona Zombie Chow that makes it tastes so good to hordes of undead shamblers. Well the exact proportions of the formula are still a secret. But the Food and Drug Administration has forced us to reveal the main contents.
Zombie Chow contains socks stolen off dead hobos. We favor winos for extra flavor. We mix in camel dung and the blood of any barnyard ruminants and meat animals we have handy. Sometimes goat, cow, pig, or horse, blood, feces and urine are mixed in to give the final product that extra zing that zombies find irresistible.
Some have asked why we tend to flavor the Zombie Chow to taste like certain kinds of humans like the fighters for ISIS/ISIL, Al Qaida and the Taliban. The reason is simple, if your zombies were ever accidentally released they will have developed a refined pallet. They will eschew the brains and bodies of decent folk and they will travel up to a ten thousand miles to get sink their teeth into some head choppers and goat rapers.
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A word of warning to the wise. If you are wondering what barbecued zombie flesh taste like, don't.
It taste like zombie chicken.
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Yes friends there is a hamburger for sale that supposedly taste like human flesh.
And in conclusion, never forget, Soylent Green is people.
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That Zombie is Naked for a Reason: Don't Hunt Naked Zombies
Attack of the Angry Naked Zombie Clones Riding Unicorns
I Will Clothe Your Naked Zombies: For a Price
Naked Zombies Attack!
All I know is you don't hunt zombies naked. You just don't.
That Zombie is Naked for a Reason & Don't Fry This At Home
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Are Zombies Edible?
Have Zombies, Will Travel. Edible Zombies.
Zoorina Zombie Chow: Taste Like Real Humans!
That Zombie is Naked for a Reason: Don't Hunt Naked Zombies
Attack of the Angry Naked Zombie Clones Riding Unicorns
I Will Clothe Your Naked Zombies: For a Price
Naked Zombies Attack!
When Will North Korea Attack with Naked Clones On Unicorns?
All I know is you don't hunt zombies naked. You just don't.
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Naked Zombie Attack
Never hunt Zombies naked. It would be too embarrassing. And never let naked zombies chase you. Help them cover their shame. The only thing worse than being chased by a naked zombie is to be chased by a naked zombie on fire. So watch where you aim that flame thrower.
Zombie T-shirts. Cover your shame!